fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [ONE NIGHT STAND] ” Bottom text: “ [TOO MANY BOOKS TO FIT ON IT] ”]

I didn’t write this, but it’s too perfect not to be turned into an English Major Armadillo meme.